britney's preggers, and for some reason i find that really...daunting and like...ridiculous.

she is the last person i'd think of in hollywood right now to have a baby, because i bet her marriage will fail after two years.

but whatever.

Your Inner European is French!

Smart and sophisticated. You have the best of everything - at least, *you* think so.

i can't believe i actually got this one given that i'm supposedly french canadian...but yea cools whatevers.

the last line of my dream as i started waking up and the dream faded away:

Paris hilton: "thats hot!"

paris hilton was standing there with her mom....
and i can't remember anything else...except it wasn't like a sex dream or anything else like that.

she just commented on something about me.

like, wtf?

i just thought it was hilarious.

DOOOOOOOOD-

i finally found an energy drink i can enjoy the taste of: 180 Energy Drink is the name...its an "orange citrus blast" and it tastes exactly like orange POP.

i'm so amped up now.

totally.

OFF TO DO BIO READING. oh boy...i'm starting to get freaky hyper...

sheesh people i am NOT amazing. its just a cover. I'm just a sarcastic ol' son of a bitch who has nothing better to do but mock life and the people who exist in it.

how now, brown cow?

hm?

hm...

i'm not really amazing.

maybe during spring quarter i will be.

This journal is mostly friends only, so if you wanna get with myself then you best leave a comment and I'll add you.

If you are reading this entry, you are not a friend on my lj list. sorry. please leave a comment, and maybe i'll let you into my AMAZING LIFE.

i think its hilarious how like, most people who hate rochy and RIT are so happy to be back.

Oh wait, its not hilarious...its just...interesting.

So, now that my fever and sickishness is over with, and now that my judicial issue is over with, i can finally...just...live like thinks are back to normal.



WHATS UP?

Um...*stands up nervously*

*clears throat*

"My name is Todd Aaron Gottesman, and I am an AIM away message checkerholic."

*sits down shamefaced*

um...dinner was ok, good. fattening, i'm sure. and i was also drunk on wine...nice.

hm....i'm bored. bye

hahh iuh i'm drunks now. hahal .oll. uhm. i have fridns over and is fun and we are having furn and wow. but i wam ready to go to beecak to schol now because i can't wait tos see a scertian someonw . Uh. i think i'm gettings drunnkers by the seconds. I had liikes five mixeda drinksa and a beer, sa dn uh...some otehrs shit. lol sa i have not ben =this drunk since liikase uh...sepretenmbers.

Uh...i'm tireds drnks. I feelts so realaxed and nices. i'm writisgn in this journal to seea houw stupid i ams whems i'm durnks so that way ti scan i like, see howa i look s and talke.s

I'm f gonna go now and peeees.

bEYs! haha my asfrinedsnare here watings for me but i'm boreda shaha. and theys are watching a movesi calleda whites chikeces.

DEBANJALIEs0--THSI sis howa you writes wehn you are srdunks lol.s

I"M DRINASKZ!

I'm tiresd.

Uh. Today was alright. Woke up, had a doctor's appt. for my narcolepsy, then i had QUIIIIIZNOS and then i had to go to another doctor and then i just chilled...visited linda...uh...yea.

Then tonight i had dinner with my cousin jason and family and then uh...chilled and took pictures of myself cause i was so bored and my friends are still not in town blah. One of the pics is my new icon...fun....

Uh...bye.

When speaking "the" precedes the number or name of any highway (The Scajaquada, The 33, The 290)
Snow tires come standard on your car.
You can identify an "Alden" accent.
The words "wide right" and "Scott Norwood" make you cringe...........
You walk right across the street and your in a different town
You have gotton frost bitten and sunburned in the same weekend
"Down south" means Gowanda
You bake with "soda" and drink "pop".
Stop/Slow/Yield Signs..are suggestions.
You can hold an entire conversation on the best place to go for wings, a fishfry or pizza.
You see nothing wrong with watching fireworks downtown on July 2nd.
You not only know what the terms "snowbelt" and "lake effect" mean - you use them on a daily basis.
You save the Genny Cream Ale for special occasions.
You live within 1 mile of a bowling alley.
Not only do you know what it is... but you look forward to "Dingus Day"
You never put your winter jacket away for the summer.
You like to order beef on "weck" and are always surprised when someone doesn't know what "weck" is.
You drive over 70mph on the Thruway and pass on the right.
You leave your ski lift tickets on your jacket year round.
You know how to pronouce, Scajaquada, Cheektowaga and Depew.
The rest of the country is snowbound in the worst blizzard of the century, but you still have to walk your kids to the corner to catch the school bus.
You think nothing of crossing an international border for Chinese Food.
The acid rain is clearer than your drinking water.
When you stop and ask for directions ... you expect to get them.
You don't think Canada is to the north ... you know it's to the West.
You keep the snowplow on the front of the truck year round.
You have a favorite Greek restaurant.
When someone says they are from "the City" - you ask "Which one?"
You think Jimmy Griffin is a "real" politician
You can compute a wind chill "factor"
You eat Orange Chocolate.
You don't have to attend the Friendship Festival to hear it!
You know the difference between imported and real Canadian beer.
You have not been on the "Maid of the Mist" - unless you had out of town company.
You've dined at "Theodore's on the Lake".
You immediatley change the channel when you hear "Hi! this is Goldie Gardner...".
The winter carnival gets rained out.
You call them "Pilot Field" and the "Aud" - no matter what the signs say.
You define summer as three months of bed sledding.
Your kids have watched Sesame Street - in French and Spanish.
You don't get a coughing fit from one sip of Vernors.
"Gridlock" means driving home from a football game.
You wince when someone uses the abbreviation "OJ--OJ SIMPSON PLAYED FOR THE BILLS FOR ALL OF YOU NON BUFFOS".
"Rapid Transit" means hitting all the green lights.
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Buffalo.

hmm, so i just dyed my hair deep chocolatey brown, but i don't like it. SO, next week i'll dye it darker. Hm.

Yea, tonight was a completey wasteful night which consisted of me watching tv and eating...

I suck at life.

The end.

Yep yep. I'm home in this town called williamsville. I'm not complaining or nothing...its just that i realized, i have NOTHING to do for the next 8ish days. NOTHING. Oh yea...my mom scheduled like 100 appts. for monday...how fun.

Hm...well, tonight i'm going to go dye my hair for reals this time.

And...hmm...since all my friends are still away at school, i guess i'll just have to chill out and watch tv. wow...what a fun life i lead.

OK...I think i miss rit...and i have not one, but TWOOOOOOOOO possibilities to look forward to for when i get back...heheh.

POOP. I hope it snows, a lot. Anything under two feet doesn't consitute as a lot. I WANT A FUCKIN BLIZZARD.

1-going home today for sure, this place is shitty tired.
2-pissed with my chem grade...missed getting an A overall by FIVE stupid little points.
3-I've lost 26 pounds, but I have 25 more to go.
4-I'm excited to get back to RIT...for reasons I cannot divulge, heheh.
5-sigh...i just feel so blurry.
6-packing is a pain my ass, and is the only reason I have not left yet.
7-Everyone should have a nice vacation, and be safe, and have fun, and come back with smiles on your face, and I'll try to come back being a non-bitch.

BYEbye

hmm...i'm upset with my perfomance this quarter. I'll definitely have to get a 3.8 or higher next quarter to make up for it, which is so possible. But...i just actually have to put in some effort.

If i get an 85 on my chem final and then a 64 on my bio final, then i'll have about a 3.4 gpa....if i get like...lower than that i'll have a 3.1...not bad...but i can so do better.

i know there are those who like...are not doing as well, and i don't mean to like...sound insensitive and like...full of it. its just that i am usually like...anal about my grades. yep...uh...good luck to everyone.

blah...its 3:15 and i'm bored and feel like shit and this is my new user pic! yay.